Pegasus: Publicity Agents with Wings! So, why not...

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Pegasus: Publicity Agents with Wings!

Peg and her sis, Nora, had done it!

Well, you might say, done what Sonya?

It all began with the new contract with the much-acclaimed Gorgon Biscuit Empire. It had been a crummy year, and the girls looked forward to receiving a large dossier containing a yummy filling, the client's brief. But instead of a thick layer of paper, detailing requirements, they found a sheet of paper with two words written in bright pink felt tip.

UNICORN SANDWICH

Well, Peg and her sis were baffled. Their feathers had been ruffled! They both felt as though they had snakes in their hair as they decided on their plan of action. Today's client meeting would be refreshing, and different. And it definitely would Involve mind mapping!

Very soon they realized that Gorgon Biscuits had Pegasus written all over them. This was no conservative pale rich tea crust of a company. It was a fandangled, chocolate-covered organization sprinkled with rainbow-coloured hundreds and thousands.

The meeting room was booked, and the rest of the team arrived. Hesiod arrived as fast as a bolt of lightning. And then Perseus arrived, the henchman of the team. They sat, in anticipation, and then heard footsteps in the corridor.

Peg dunked a wafer in her hazelnut, cream billabong nut crunch latte.

The door swung open:

“Good morning team ” announced a very tall lady, wearing a green woolen cape. She entered the room in a swooping manner “ I am Juliana of Northwich, and all shall be well!”

And with that, the creativity began.

Would you like to spread your wings, and fly to the sunny side of recruitment? Where your new employee will be discovered!

Yes, well, why not give The Sales Recruitment Network a call.!

Sonya Vukomanovic © 13/02/2024

(Written for TSRN) X @SonyaTiggy

Picture: Antenna

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